If you have to smell it, wear a clean one…

AHHHHHH!!!!!  It’s so irritating!  Ryan has SEVEN flight suits, yet everyday he SMELLS the previous day’s suit to see if it passes a subjective “sniff test”. After observing this process for almost eight years I’ve determined that there are about four different outcomes.

1.  A short sniff followed by an immediate donning of the uniform = “Good to Go”

2. A short sniff followed by a second, slightly longer sniff = “Still Good”

3. A short sniff followed by a second, slightly longer sniff AND a glance at the watch = “I really SHOULD get a new one, but I don’t have time to switch out all the patches.”

4. A short sniff followed by an involuntary head jerk/nose crinkle and then a “Here, smell this”  = “Time to get a new one.”

Did I mention that he has SEVEN flight suits?  And he wears Blues on Monday.  That leaves four days a week.  If he wore a clean uniform everyday, he could go almost two weeks before doing laundry!

 

 

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3 thoughts on “If you have to smell it, wear a clean one…

  • August 3, 2011 at 8:03 pm
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    THAT is FUNNY!!!!!! LOL!! I’m glad you have a blog. haha Now, get RSS set up so I can subscribe to it. 😀

  • September 3, 2011 at 7:15 pm
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    OMG Wes does the SAME thing. And he brings it to me and makes me smell the ARMPIT. I’m like DUDE, if you can’t trust your own sense of smell and you are ahoving the armpit of your flight suit into your wife’s face…it is time for a new flight suit!

  • September 8, 2011 at 4:37 pm
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    That is hilarious–you made me laugh so hard. Nathan does the same “sniff test” . . . ha ha

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